Ek Ladke Ki Garlfrend Mar Gayi To Us Ladke Ne Chita Par Let Kar Ladki Ke Sath Selfi Khinch Kar Post Kiya "Me With My Ex Girlfriend" At Shamshan Ghat Feeling Sad! With Pandit Ji
Girlfriend: Hi Jaanu, Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Boyfriend: Paise Jod Raha Hun. Girlfriend: Aaaaawww, I Know Mere New Phone Ke Liye Aap Paise Jod Rahe Ho Na Baby, How sweet of you Muaah! Boyfriend: 5 Rupaye Ka Note Phat Geya Hai, Usko Jod Raha Hun Tape Laga Ke!
Girlfriend: Hi Jaanu, Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Boyfriend: Paise Jod Raha Hun. Girlfriend: Aaaaawww, I Know Mere New Phone Ke Liye Aap Paise Jod Rahe Ho Na Baby, How sweet of you Muaah! Boyfriend: 10 Rupaye Ka Note Phat Geya Hai, Usko Jod Raha Hun Tape Laga Ke!
Agar Girlfriend Hai To Valentine Day; Agar Biwi Hai To Mahavir Jayanti; Agar Dono Nahi Toh Hanuman Jayanti; Aur Dono Hain To Bajirao Mastani!
हँसी के लिये गम कुरबान, ख़ुशी के लिये आँसू कुरबान, दोस्त के लिये जान भी कुरबान और अगर दोस्त की Girlfriend मिल जाए तो... . . . . . . . साला दोस्त भी कुरबान!